My mom sent me this over email. I thought it was blog worthy.
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight,shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!
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Miss Mel helping Ava on the bar. Miss Mel is Gracie and Ava's favorite. 
Gracie's performance was also on Friday, but she utterly refused to attend. She did have a few tricks up her sleeve for us though when we went to watch Ava. 
Breck just taking it all in.
I really love 'The Little Gym' because the girls just have a lot of fun. They do teach them skills, but it is a lot of just playing around and having a good time.
Look at these two. Polar opposites, but both so sweet! I wish I knew how to photoshop out Ava's forehead. 
I thought this one was funny. Gracie with her Nilla wafer and the boys in the background. 
Look at those two laughing. 
I had to put my favorite picture up first. Ava and Breck walking ahead of us by the front doors. 
I love this care free picture of Ava. 
Did I mention an old man came up and told the kids they couldn't hang their feet in the fountain? Ba hum bug. 
My favorite flower....tulips. 
Trev and Grace.
We took him to the lake to do a little swimming. He's a natural.
And photogenic too, I must say! 
I had to get some landscape pictures of the beautiful area where they live. I won't tell you where, or you'd all move there and then it wouldn't be beautiful anymore. 
Can anyone say Joseph and Mary? ha ha. We were trying to coerce the kids onto Homer again this year. A few years ago Homer decided to buck Ryan off twice and I was really hoping for a replay, but he decided to behave this time. I love the pic below. This was the girls reaction to Daddy trying to talk them into riding Homer! 
Needless to say, they opted for the 4-wheeler instead. Such beautiful views. I sure wish my driveway was so green and secluded. I jumped on the back after taking this pic and the four of us went for a ride. Breck was snoozing in Mom's room the whole trip! 
Thank you a million for caring for my canine son!
Ava spent a fair amount of her time at the batting cage with a bunch of little boys. She leaned over to the boy in front of her in line, grabbed him around the waist, and picked him up off the ground.....that's my Ava! 
Gracie must strike a pose at all times, this time as she is headed up the ginormous slide! 
Of course, as always, I had to pick one pic for B&W, besides it did wonders at getting rid of his red-eye. Who wouldn't love a face like that!?!?!
Gavin looking a bit confused as to what this Easter hunt is all about.
Mason showing Aunt Rachie what he found. 
Ava showing mom her "easter basket" while sporting her shy face. If you ever see her stick her tongue on the side of her mouth that means "I'm feeling shy." 
The hooligans getting the loot while they can.
